David simpson
by Unpickleable64 April 02, 2022
Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
by GloveDon'tFit December 27, 2014
A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019
The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper
by Kale salad September 13, 2017
your such a shane simpson
by brettybot June 09, 2022
To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.
by TB77 August 21, 2013
Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 21, 2017