short shit

someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality

man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?

by contendorr April 24, 2011

shorts

The last few drags of a cigarette

"Hey, can I have shorts on that cigarette"

by hawiianchic October 1, 2012

SHORT NORTH

A mile-long strip in Columbus, Ohio where trendy people (homosexuals and metrosexuals) like to show-off their money.

Hey sis, let's go to the Short North so we can look at the art (metrosexual men). Look at the people who are watching others look at their Bentleys, Rolls, and Mercedes.

by Picking a Name Is Hard August 2, 2007

basketball shorts

shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.

Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.

by fly-dawg September 21, 2005

Short Bused

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Getting Short

An expression often used in the military that means your contract or tour of duty is almost finished.

"I'm getting short." or "I'm too short for this dangerous mission..."

by Bucho_ky December 18, 2011

ben short

When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.

Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?

by lawlgasm November 2, 2010