poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

Shoot the Messenger

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto

"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"

by insomniack November 13, 2020

shooting range

school

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools

by ohio monster November 30, 2022

shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain

Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!

by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020

BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.

Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.

by bchbum232 November 29, 2013

Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."

"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."

by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005