Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010

win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

ShitStain

a complete fool, jack-ass, lazy, weak, or an all around deplorable individual. someone of an incredibly poor nature only completing the minimal amount of required effort for anything, a pathetic person who looks of a unapproachable manner.

Jim is such a fat pig-boy that everything around him turns into a giant shitstain. andrew is a weak pathetic shitstain of a person. nate is such a shitstain, he left work 5 hours early and the last hour of being at work he ran a meeker lay down.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

shitstain

1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. One who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basically anything good)
5. A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a shitstain is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their low level of intellegence.

my ex is a total shitstain for hurting me the way he did and for screwing my sister.

by Angelofflight October 24, 2006

Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011