happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

by Rosealea squad October 23, 2020

green shirt

the most softest niggahs on the football field

“Hey! Don’t hit him he is in a green shirt, he’s soft”
“I’m gonna put my green shirt on today, my elbow hurts”

by yupyourdum October 7, 2020

showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014

Shirt Jingo

Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".

Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"

Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"

by Team Discovery April 8, 2012

un-shirt

a cross between an actual shirt and a bra

that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?

by 00awesome July 19, 2021

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016