pork shank

Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.

Glenn, your manager is such a pork shank

by Matha612 April 1, 2006

Micheal Shanks

A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.

Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.

I love you Micheal!!!

Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!

by DannysBitch August 9, 2005

shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing

"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"

by eski4893028 January 5, 2009

Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.

Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!

by CalDude JR June 1, 2010

shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.

Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off

by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010

Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009