melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general

"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."

by anonbandit January 02, 2022

sam seed

just a bellend

wow that sam seed is a right bellend

by steveee4 February 18, 2023

Seed Head

It is when someones head looks a lot taller than natural, and they have physical a crease in the middle.

"Hey look, it's an seed head

by car door handle November 05, 2018

Wadabadacress-seeds?

Pronounced "Wa-da-ba-da-cress-seeds" this phrase means "What about the cress seeds?".
It is best used when someone said something smart and thinks they are amazing, or if someone has just insulted you.

By yelling "YEAH BUT, WADABADACRESS-SEEDS!?" one would instantly confuse ones oponent making everyone forget what just happened, giving you the opportunity to slap them in the face and call them what ever tickles your fancy.

Ben: I hate you so much, you're an idiot
Adam: yeah but....Wadabadacress-seeds?
Ben: ...urhm...what?
Adam: *Slap* ..bitch!

by Benrozzamadozza July 12, 2010

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 09, 2016

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 14, 2016