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Sebastian 

Sebastian is a person who is fine, smart, colored, and is very sexually intelligent. Sebastian has a kind personality and will make everyone around him laugh and has a crazy good smile. Sebastian can’t swim but he will make it wet like water he once said “Imma make it an ocean and I’m ready to take a dive.” Sebastian is a professional raw dogger and has the strongest pull out game. If u ever come across a wild Sebastian don’t let him go cus he will treat u nice.
Sebastian was cute as soon as I looked at him
Sebastian by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Sebastian 

The type of nigga you would bend over and destroy on a guard rail
YOOO i just railed Sebastian it was so hot!
Sebastian by fabijfbpw;nf November 20, 2023

Sebastian 

HUGE COCK. I MEAN HUGE. LADIES BEWARE, THIS MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP.
That horses cock is smaller then sebastian’s.
Sebastian by Bob “Sexy” McDougle November 21, 2023

Sebastian 

Sebastian is a cool ass nigga he funny asf he sexy as ah mf😍 epically his lips 🫦 and he the best at eating pussy and his dick long as as shi
Getchu Sebastian he do it the best😍🫦

sebastian 

A bitch. Legit doesn’t know how to not make everything about himself. He’s horrible at everything he does
person 1: “wow do you see that guy? he’s making a funeral about himself”
person 2: “yea he’s a total sebastian”
sebastian by bigh8tr November 21, 2023

Sebastian 

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
Sebastian should leave the school
Sebastian by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024

Sebastian 

A young male who is usually an aspiring project manager, however continuously falls under the addiction of Tetris while working. Usually is always down to the last straw, but always ends up finding another one under his desk. With a switch dock.
Sebastian is hard at work.
Sebastian by FullTimeEmployee January 24, 2024