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Scratcher

A person of high political status who views the U.S. Constitution as constructive. For example, one who is a constructivist.
Collin is a Scratcher and could one day be the President of the United States.
by Digger L December 9, 2006
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Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.
Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!
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Scrunched moon

two people eating each others ass at the same time
Tina and Trevor did the scrunched moon last night, took them an hour.

Do you want to do scrunched moon later on tonight?
by Luffy1344 November 12, 2025
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Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.
"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"
by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007
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crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009
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scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.
He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.
by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011
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Scrunchinking

The shrinking and scrunching of the sac imminent to or during the excretion of fecal matter.
I needed to poop so badly my sac was scrunchinking!
by Icknay42 November 28, 2011
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