red hot screamers

An especially painful case of diarrhea associated with mass consumption of alcohol and Mexican food. Also known as cactus ass.

Wow! That dinner party last night left me with a scorching case of the red hot screamers!

by Big_BWFTX January 21, 2010

Screevage

When pants come too tight over the crotch region.
The two testes are also segregated, creating a cleave in the scrotum. aka scrotum cleavage hence, screevage

Person 1: Hey man, is that screevage you're showing?
Person 2: Yes of course thats what all kids are doing these days.

by tinymonkeyeater December 31, 2010

screenfucker

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.

*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!

by beach house June 16, 2009

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

Screen Capping

1. To capture ones computer screen.

Used mostly when something funny appears on screen (ie funny facebook statuses, funny video chats ect.)

Wow are you reading Jenna's status? The entire football team is spamming her with Lady Gaga because she wrote Poker Face as her status I'm "screen capping" this one for the yearbook

by Jamed777 April 27, 2010

sCrEeEeEeEeEeEe

When stupid hoes want to act funny they spam this shit

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"Oh my god I lost the game"
"sCrEeEeEeEeEeEe"

by aesthetic.x.hater February 27, 2019

Blue Screen Bitch

In an FPS video game, mainly Halo 2 - Somebody that has bad host and induces the game to 'lag out' and goes into a blank blue screen for a period of time. This can also be used by n00bs against a sinlge team to make them stop moving which enables the other team to kill them while in this state.

OMG Smithy you blue screen bitch...Thats the only way you can get a fucking kill!

by J0YCIE November 3, 2006