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Schlea

schlea is warm-hearted, giving and caring she is one of a kind she has the gift of gab, she is very loud and uu goin notice her when she enters the room don’t get on her bad side or uu will regret it, overall schlea is very humble and has a great sense of humor
Schlea is a very giving person.
by uu can count on me November 20, 2023
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schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
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schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
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Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
by C_Corpze October 26, 2024
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Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.
His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.
by Davros1717 February 26, 2024
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Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.
That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.
by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024
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Schlegel Baby

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*
by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
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