Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

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Moving Switch

The act of switching driver while driving a vehicle, Best if done in a larger vehicle like a van or bus.

Aaron had to pee but he was driving so joe offered to hold the wheel so sid can hop in the driver seat while aaron peed in a bottle in the back. Hence, Moving Switch.

by billydick888 January 21, 2009

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As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

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switch pleb

A phrase with the word pleb and switch in it. Used as an insult to people that only have switch consoles but actually it's a compliment.

"Your a true switch pleb"
"Thanks"

by Theonetheonlybilllyyyyyyyy October 19, 2019

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Switch night

The night straight males and their female partners reverse roles, resulting in the female penetrating the male

Im excited for switch night

by Blue dragon racing September 8, 2016

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Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

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