surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018

ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

by Juan John August 26, 2019

Urban Surfing

When you keep clicking the blue text on urban dictionary definitions with repetition to see where you end up

When you’re really bored, you should try urban surfing.

by Minicrusher4200 March 8, 2020

Pocket Surfing

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

bridge surfing

The act of burning bridges one after another, knocking them down like dominoes, barely staying above the surface of the wreckage and chaos.

I’ve been bridge surfing a lot recently, I stopped communicating with 3 friends last week.

by Delusional Illusions May 20, 2023

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017