Ultra straight

When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay

Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight

by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021

zesty straight

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people

im not straight. i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

Straight Cloud

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.

A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?

by shojio April 14, 2021

Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020

straight to vhs

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.

Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.

by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015

Whiskey Straight

When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.

“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”

by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018

Straight-Drain

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.

Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.

Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.

by dferbs November 30, 2011