Steven L. Anderson

An asshole (possible closet case) preacher from Arizona, hates Jews, women, gays and nearly everything and everyone in existence. Also, has a weird, creepy obsession with Justin Bieber.

Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.

by Voldemario June 15, 2015

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Steve Irwin

Somebody who 10% of the people that say "RIP Steve Irwin" barely ever watched or cared about before he died and act like they care just because their friends do.

Dude, I can't believe Steve Irwin died.

Yeah dude, RIP Steve Irwin.

I agree, CRIKEY!

<Everyone laughs>

by CiBM October 15, 2006

cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

Sloppy Steve

When a man / woman receives anal and attempts to take a shit during the process. The shit will squeeze out and form play doh like clumps in which the impaler plays with.

Dude do you smell how good we just sloppy steve'd?

by Captain Anal October 18, 2010

Steve

A guy who is loved by everyone, especially his girlfriend. He's funny, smart and has the cutest smile. His eyes draw you in and his touch makes you melt. Kissing him is addicting and loving him is easy. He'll make you feel safe and comfortable because he cares about your happiness over his. He can go from sweet to aggresive sexually in .5 seconds. He knows exactly what to do and say. Everything he does he's good at. He's very personable and can hold a conversation with a perfect stranger about anything. His car is his baby. He's adorable and he knows it, with his eyes, smile and his muscley arms and tattoos. He's everything a girl could want.

Steve is a cat

by kmb_stn August 16, 2011

steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

by dom93hatch November 27, 2006