speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.

I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015

Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017

Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019