Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

Real Skurr

No Joke
Keeping It Real
Serious
"Real Talk"

Me : "I Died My hair Last Night"
Kayla :" OMG No You didnt, let me see"
Me: "Real Skurr , Ill send a picture right now."

by Deangelo Montana December 7, 2011

SlurReY

just a stupid way of saying surrey, surrey is surrey, not all people here are hoes

Surrey is surrey not slurrey

by Fuck u losers May 13, 2005

smurf

A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation

*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...

by Cutthroat-LS May 13, 2005