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Smoothie

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016
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night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.
Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.
by Dixnballs March 15, 2017
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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.
I'll have a banapple smoothie.
by Ritacca February 27, 2023
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Hill Smoothie

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.
I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.
by Ilikewhiteteddybears March 16, 2021
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Iced Mangmallow Smoothie

A delightfully delicious blend of fresh mango, ice and marshmallow fluff. Invented, patented, trademarked and copyrighted by Kyle Francis on the 2nd of July, 2017. This heavenly libation had an attempted copyright infringement by a degenerate only known by the initials C.L. shortly after it's inception.
Clay Lundy, don't even play like you've tasted Kyle Francis's epicurean masterpiece, the Iced Mangmallow Smoothie.
by SoFla's Special K July 2, 2017
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