Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
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Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 12, 2020
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Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!
by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
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Banana smoothie

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."
by Banana.faith.smoothie November 24, 2020
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Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 31, 2024
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