Sleeping brown giant

The action of having a massive shit, usually quite jarring and surprising in nature, no more than one hour after waking up.

Wow dude, the sleeping brown giant i just encountered totally burned my bunghole because of the hot wings I ate last night. I wasn't even really awake yet, but I definitely am now.

by JaxAttax September 23, 2010

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Sleeping with Sirens

Another "post hardcore" band with mediocre talents, the only reason they are around right now is because this genre is in style, especially among teenage girls who have no idea what good music and lyricism really is, half the reason they even like this crap is because they find the singer attractive. I tried listening to a couple songs by these guys and i just couldn't do it, the boring vocals, the sub par lyrics and the stereotypical look of the band members just made it unbearable. There are good bands in this genre, but this group is not one of them.

There are so many bands out there like this, it gets old. Also the singer sounds like a fucking chick.

What does Nsync, Justin Bieber, and Sleeping with Sirens have in common?

They are all marketed towards teenage girls.

by TrueGrave May 16, 2013

Sleeping on me

It means to hate on someone.

Jake: Haha you are so ugly and gay af

Me: Quit sleeping on me and or I will beat your ass little guy.

by I got you with the slang terms April 13, 2018

Sleeping Bag

Someone who is a complete whore who will sleep and flirt with anyone to get what they want.

That chick is such a Sleeping Bag, she fuckedher boss last night just to get a small raise.

by Dirk Bagelz May 9, 2009

Sleeping pill overdose

This is something that actually happened to me.

I was sick with a cold one day so i decided to take some Nyquil to go to sleep. But i took too much, and can't remember anything that happened the night before.

Dude i can't remember shit...must have been a sleeping pill overdose.

by .Midian. March 30, 2011

Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.

1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"

by Consiglieri July 20, 2008