Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses

you’re such a simp

by billwogsby January 31, 2020

Simp

Puppy just puppy 🤣

Hey look at him simp

by Diminyan April 28, 2022

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl

Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp

by Akua666 August 18, 2020

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021