poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

shoot mayo

To ejaculate

I'm gonna shoot mayo on your chest.

by Geese016478 April 18, 2022

BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

shooting range

school

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools

by ohio monster November 30, 2022

shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain

Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!

by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020

Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."

"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."

by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014