Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.
Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.
by Non-generic skank May 15, 2012
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Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt
by Onyx2 November 14, 2017
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Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.
Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.
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Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.
"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"
by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018
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Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.
"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.
by Enimz March 03, 2012
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Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".
"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"
by jadedkitty July 20, 2016
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happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.
What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.
by Noblewolf797 July 08, 2023
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