go pound salt

Often confused with 'go pound sand' but more refined and less vulgar. To pound sand infers 'up an orifice' but to pound salt has more to do with a useless activity.

When the religious nut came to visit my house, I told him to go pound salt.

by berttwo August 20, 2008

salt the fries

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

by Dave Public July 31, 2007

salt and pepper

When a woman is giving fellatio and is turning her hands in a reverse-rotating while stroking up and down. This term was coined in Brooklyn, NY and is commonly used among the community.

yo Jenn gave me the salt and pepper last nite, that shit was crazy.

by bk pepper December 23, 2009

salt water

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

by i hate gay people :D December 11, 2004

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 8, 2004

salter

a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.

"woah man, don't be such a salter, you're killing the mood."

by Chelsey Kay May 13, 2008