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Oh my God, is that last guy for real?? Sally's guys are little preppy dweebs who think they are God's gift to women. Dream on, guys. The only girls who would date one of you are Padua or Ursuline girls - cause they don't know any better. Like you, they must live their lives devoid of interaction with the opposite sex, and as we can all see, that really fucks a person up. And a stellar academic education? Come ON! St. Mark's offers twice as many A.P.s as you, has five phases to your three, and develops students into people who can function in the real world - not guys whose jaws drop at any glimpse of a woman.
Q: Why doesn't Sally's have any stairs?
A: Because fairies have wings.
by SMH April 25, 2005
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Snake Oil-Bama Salesman

(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.

Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.

"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
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Samesexuals

Another name for people who enjoy relations with people of the same sexual orientation as themselves.
"That samesexuals bar certainly was hopping last night"
by Rhetoric Cafe September 16, 2012
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Sadness

n. Basically the smell of bread baked in a dirty dishwasher.
Subway smells of sadness when you walk in!
by 100PercentSwearImNotJared April 19, 2018
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A term/saying used to wish people good luck on boxing day or the night before, so that the person receiving this may get good deals and discounts.
Hey Merry Christmas. Thank You Merry Christmas to you too, oh and May The Sales be in your Favour! Thank you also with you.
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Valentine's Day Sadness

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!
by mareigns December 21, 2014
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sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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