When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…
(Must be performed by two women.)
(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 7, 2009
Get the Chicken Head Salad mug.Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
by Stamper August 25, 2005
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Hello and good bye is the main interpretation. However, the root derives from the Corriniean language. Knowledge is power.
by INARAINBOWS October 26, 2007
Get the salame mug.The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen August 2, 2007
Get the salad eating bitch mug.To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish
Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"
by dom April 9, 2005
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by Austin-Lisa May 16, 2005
Get the salad fingers mug.A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.
Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.
Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem
Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem
Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 4, 2017
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