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Ruker

Literally the best everyone should worship him because of his beautiful words like “Pussy ass nigga/bitch”
Dain- damn Ruker that’s some pretty inspiring words there

Ruker- I know some of the best words on the planet
by Dain is the best November 13, 2021
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The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."
by IslandMyk December 27, 2009
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jail rules

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.
by dizern June 16, 2010
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Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy
Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!
by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011
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The Rules of Texas

The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.

1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.

2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.

3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.

4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.

5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.

6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.

7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.

8. Texas is the only place more American than America.

9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.

10. Don’t mess with Texas.

Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.

Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.

Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?

Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
by Wootermaloon February 23, 2021
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Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.
We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto
by Brighton_Rules May 30, 2021
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texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021
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