rat rod

A duragatory term used by goldchainers, or chainers who dislike the unfinished look. Often confused with traditional hot rod, or real hot rods. Real hot rods are function over form, rat rods are form over function.

The rat rod trend has birthed a new type of rat rod in which you can take any car, be it a Civic, chevy S-10, 55 Belair, hell it could be the moon rover, but if its painted in flat black and has red wheels its a rat rod.

Peple whp paint thier cars in rat rod form are foten trendists who will move on to the next popular thing when it comes, leaving lots of nice iron for the real hotrodders like me.

Rat rodder has a flat black '89 s-10, while a real hot rodder like me would have, say a '50 Pontiac with chrome steelies wrapped in whitewals, and. and a goldenrod fade paint job.

by rockabillysteve August 17, 2006

Ice Rod Therapy

Ice Rod Therapy is the act of inserting a long (usually smooth in most cases although if you're adventurous go for something a bit more coarse) instrument that is bellow 5 degrees Celsius (41 degrees in Fahrenheit { the primitive measurement unit}) in a male's anus or urethra, the latter being what it's most known for .

On a cold winter morning Joe woke up with a rock-hard cock and wished for relief from this strain. When Joe looked out the window Joe saw a row of icicles just ripe to be picked. Joe grabbed the largest, girthiest icicle I
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.

by Sanviento April 3, 2020

A-rod

1. a steroid jacked homo
2.a yankee (gay)
3.the face of the secretive homosexeul world
4.gay
5.gay
6.gay
7. jeter's partner for life

A-rod just did jeter in the clubhouse after winning a game.

by u dont need to no March 26, 2008

Curse of the A-Rod

The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.

"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."

by Joe Shizzle January 23, 2005

Massive Rod

A derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. A more 'work friendly' alternative to 'dickhead' 'cock' or 'cunt'

'Massive', an adjective, meaning 'large', 'huge' or 'big'.
'Rod', a noun, replacement of the word 'cock' or 'dick'

Not to be used with the words 'have'/'has' ie: You have a massive rod.

"What do you mean you've lost the car, you massive rod?!'

"Don't give me any excuses you massive rod, give me some fucking results"

by FakeM November 5, 2007

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.

Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018