Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

couldn't be rocket science

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Red Rocket

Lil dog dick.

Doug Repass's Lil dick looks like a red rocket

by Ms.Sasquatch October 16, 2015

Rocket riders

An underground group of armed and dangerous sport bike riders in and around the Kansas City area. They are well know by their symbol ( a small rocket logo) that they wear proudly on jackets, gloves,boots, t-shirts, sweatshirts,socks, ball caps. Rocket Riders are known to ride their bullet bikes with illegal, gang related intent.

Those Rocket Riders are no good... They stole my girlfriend and slapped my Mother.

by DinoZX March 13, 2009

Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

Cunt Rocket

Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.

Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!

by whoopi July 23, 2006