The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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Somebody who is amazing and has a great talent. Been through alot, but still has a shining personality
Person 1: Hey did you check out Jaden Roberts new cover?
Person 2: Yeah, it was super!
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Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.
Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.
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n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.
That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.
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A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds
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