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Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster
Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere
by StayStoked November 30, 2010
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Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
by DelCast January 31, 2007
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josh richards

Otherwise known as joshrichardzz is a tik tok GOD, and the sweetest person alive.
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richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'
richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'
by mike April 6, 2005
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richard and the twins

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick
ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s
by octopus69911 January 26, 2006
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Richard Brooker

Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.
Richard Brooker was the first Jason to wear the hockey mask.
by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010
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Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.
Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010
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