Sex Rodeo

1) a guy is fucking a girl from behind

2) the male will yell "ready"

3) at this time you have some of your buddies hiding in closets/behind places or under places

4) when they hear you say "ready" they will all pop out and run around making their way to the door

5) the man has to hold on and be "in" for the whole 8 seconds in order to count.

*extra style points* have one hand on girls waste and the other in the air like in a real rodeo.

Man 1) what did you do this weekend?
Man 2) ha ha ha pulled off a sex rodeo with my girl.
Man 1) No way...
Man 2) I swear, ask the guys they were all in it!

by Hambone 27 September 24, 2009

Rhode

The common name for a guy who can handle more than smoking very strong cigarettes (Marlboro Reds, etc), drinking very strong alcoholic beverages (20% and above only).
The most honest guy you will ever know, harshly honest. Will never give you a false opinion.
Doesn't seem to ever be in a relationship, but is often regarded as a complete slut (getting with random girls, usually at random parties, frequently).
Very Japanese.
Amazing artistic.
IQ of about a million, but is nowhere near 'geeky'!
Can actually play a lot of music instruments; well. And doesn't brag about it!
And beats ASH down at everything!

Rhode more or less is the name for a guy who is too good!
The opposite to a person we could call ASH!

"that dude over there..."
"yeah, what about him?"
"he's Rhode!"
"what? he cant be..."
"well, look! think about it, nice boots, smoking, listening to J-rock and he knows a hell of girls around here... he knows them more than you think."
"Na, he's just one of those slutty wanna-be's!"
"NO! thats over there!"
"that loner??"
"yh..."
*contrasts the differences!*
"ok, that guy is Ash and the guy you talk about is Rhode!
exactly!"

by SYNFIST616yeahman! January 11, 2009

Rhode Island rip and ride

This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.

Sex on a slip and side ... like a rhode island rip and ride.

by Helga Sunbat February 24, 2009

Tabassco Rodeo

When reaching for the lubricant before anal sex, lubricate your penis with Tabasco instead. Condom use is recommended. After the first few thrusts, the woman will realize her anus is on fire and try to buck the man off. The man then holds on firmly, while the bucking and screaming gets him off.

- "Why is Trish teary-eyed and walking funny?"

- "Jason took her to the Tabassco Rodeo last night"

by d-fizzzle October 17, 2008

Yellow Rodeo

Where a female sits on a toilet while a male straddles the female and they proceed to urinate together into the toilet.

I dare you to yellow rodeo liz while she pees!

by Odnamra November 18, 2011

dirty rodeo

a dirty rodeo is the act of having sex with your partner and then stopping holding their arms where they cannot escape and say "i have AIDS" or any other type of disease which makes the partner go wild.

last night john gave sue a dirty rodeo and she went wild like a bull.

by Chase14 May 25, 2007

rhodes

A triassic mastadon that is believed to have been extinct. However, in some remote area of east tennessee, some 10th grade students have claimed to have discovered one live. Her brute strenght is amazing, as it was struck by a train and has no major injuries (except for an enlarged left hip.)

The rhodes made fun of my colorblindness.

by asjhgdfkajsdf April 14, 2007