vishnu’s revenge

The shits you get after eating Indian food

“I had three bowls of chicken tikka masala and a hefty helping of Vishnu’s revenge!”

by Jean Parmesan May 06, 2018

Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 05, 2009

She Wants Revenge

One of the best and most underrated bands of the 00s. Many people know them from the song ‘Tear You Apart’, which showed up on AHS: Hotel but they have many other great songs. Songs like “Broken Promises For Broken Hearts”, “Racheal”, “She Will Always Be A Broken Girl”, “Written In Blood” and “Suck It Up” are all but the tip of the iceberg with these guys. I would recommend this band to anyone that loves Joy Division, The Cure, Sisters Of Mercy, AFI and Depeche Mode.

Man I really wish She Wants Revenge would come back or at least develope a cult following.

by jjpaugh0 May 01, 2019

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 03, 2016

Sea Men Revenge

When you nut in a girls mouth and she saves part of the load to surprise you in your mouth the next time you kiss

Brah I totally jizzed in her mouth but then gave me the Sea Men Revenge.

Rookie Move, Told ya not to kiss her afterwards

by Doc Baggz November 29, 2014

Captain Morgans' Revenge

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.

1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

by Johannarin May 29, 2011

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

by A-ron-378 March 09, 2009