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A politically correct label for an organized group where people believe in some supernatural occurrences controlled by a supernatural being. Often is used for political gain and profit. Draws boundaries to all understanding.
Freedom of religion exists, but if you want to be president of the U.S.A., you'll be favored to win over almost anyone if you're Protestant.
by Ze March 12, 2005
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Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
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Religion may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money and compliance from it in order to carry out the will of the few.
Pick a war any war.

And HE said unto the people gathered before the cross "I can see my house from here"
by Self Aware&Carbon Based May 13, 2005
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A system of organised belief, based on unproven and unprovable events and theories. Those who practise religion would claim that not being able to prove them is the point. Anyone with a brain would say that that was a load of bullshit.
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Karl Marx said it best: Religion is the opiate of the masses.
I don't agree with anything else (i.e. communist philosophy) that Marx said, but I agree with him on this one.
by RyanTheMan August 11, 2004
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A fools way of explaining things they cannot comprehend or do not wish to comprehend. Something to control and make people feel secure.

Has caused countless deaths and wars for such rediculous reasons.

A social culture so riddled with flaws, lies and contradictions it is laughable. Wait, so where did all these other people come from after Adam & Eve? What of Dinasaurs, eh?! What of them!?
God: "Thou shall not build houses of worship in my name"

*we go an build houses of worship*

God: "Your you humans are fucking idiots, I leave you now to kill yourselves..."
by Your Lord & Master April 20, 2004
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"religion is a failed attempt to explain our reason, & our meaning. Just books of unrealistic and unbelievable stories."
-me, me, and me

or if your religious...

the belief, usually by a large group, which usually explains the creation of life, morals, and reason for life. often with an after-life or reincarnation which can either be bad (hell) or good (heaven). Usually is theistic with one or more gods and in some groups, has an underworld keeper like Satan which is the symbol of everything evil.

smaller groups which follow these guidelines are called cults
boy would god smite me if he heard me say that first part
by CorrodedBeing November 30, 2004
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