reddit

A digital black hole where your faith in humanity goes to die.

"did you see that rule 34 post on reddit"
"you mean the one about Cthulhu molesting ben 10s cousin?"
"yeah"

by the_crooked_man February 16, 2023

Reddit

A brilliant website for finding information on and full of helpful people always willing to share their knowledge.

Person 1: "i need help with this"
Proffesional redditor: "dont fear stranger you are on reddit do this"
Person 1: "thank you"

by Suggy6708 August 31, 2022

Reddit Trash

Describes something or someone that is heavily influenced by bad memes on Reddit. Often regurgitated and unfunny.

Used in a similar vein as white trash

"Fuck off with that reddit trash"
"This dude is totally reddit trash"

by CarScientist January 7, 2024

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Reddit-beard

Neckbeards on reddit. Often complain about stigmas of redditors being fat, socially inept, and, well, neckbearded.

"M'lady" -Reddit-beard

by The undead walking September 7, 2022

Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)

by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018

Reddit and chill

Verb: to take a piss or shit while browsing reddit

Person 1: hey when you take a shit do you reddit and chill?
Person 2: yeah, what else am i supposed to do?

by Sergeant Bitchboy May 9, 2020