Roblox

A game that is truly the best ever and gives young boys their first boner.

One day I was playing Roblox and my penis shot up.

by Dasdr February 11, 2019

Roblox

Where 5 year olds get there first boner and spoiled brats are fucking everywhere

girl: Abc to have s^x Bi3hes

boy: ABC!
girl: Oki daddy ;) meet at my place we can have hardcore s^x

*few mins later*

girl: Uhhhhmm AHHHHHH YES MOREEE DADDDYYY

**years fucking later**

*dis is irl*

boy: babe we have finnaly met and have seen eachother wanna have hardcore s^x then we can do it on roblox like we used too

*mins later*

Girl: UHHH AHHHHH OOOHOHOHOOHOHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boy saying dis in roblox: *sticks dizz up her p-----*

girl: gets preganatnntnntnnt
mMmMMmM LETS DO IT AGAIN BUT IRL

by Humans are fucking idiots May 22, 2019

Roblox

DA BEST GAME IN DA HISTORY OF LIFE BETTER THAN THE PHRASE EGG FRIED RICE!!!

Roblox is rice

by Egg Fried Rice February 01, 2017

Roblox

1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls

Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer

by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017

Roblox

Dating website that’s “free”

8 year old: “Hey, wanna date?”
Adult: “Fuck this I’m not playing Roblox”

by _Vehemence_ March 03, 2018

Roblox

Powering imagination?? More like powering stupid imagination. In fact most people who play this asinine game turn out to loose more and more brain cells each and every time they open the app. Studies show that 1 of 100 percent of kids who did or do play turn out to graduate Harvards college or get to a top college.

Roblox is fake news

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 09, 2019

Roblox

A kid's platform or game usually memed on, created in 2004 originally called Dynablox created by the CEO of Roblox David Baszucki who started creating it in 1982, now selling merchandise and robux a currency in Roblox

Roblox is gay

by I am the OWO July 12, 2019