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Red Velvet

The best girl group in existence with a flawless and unique discography. If u dont stan them wtf r u doing with ur life???
by eumitsin February 13, 2022
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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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Red Bullshevik

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.
by Man of Gold June 8, 2014
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red ants

Red ants are the Devil's mini demons formed from sparks emitted from a hells fire. Ant burrows are depicted in the artwork of Dante's The Divine Comedy. They can be seen burrowing through all 9 rings. They are soulless creatures driven only to reproduce and kill all of humanity. Right now, they are forming massive armies merely 6" below our feet. God save us all!!
Beware!! Red ants are among us!! The end is near!!
by Hush_your_monkey January 25, 2016
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Red Crocodile

Two girls scissoring for the kill while on their periods.
Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.
by Varem December 31, 2015
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Red Skelton

Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.
"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.
by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007
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red shrek

A dictatorship, an organization ran by the greatest Island Royale players to ever live. A threat to every single Island Royale player, you do not want to cross paths with 1 of their members or you might not be around the community for much longer.

20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.

Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.

-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.
Oh my god red shrek members are playing this tournament, I'm just gonna stop trying to win now.
by A certain victim June 24, 2020
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