quiff

An Insult To A Women Or Whoever The Fuck You Want To Insult

The Fuck Anna You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a girl); Dylan You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a guy); Kevin You Fuckin Quiff(not quite sure)

by nick@cheno December 19, 2003

Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003

Quiff

Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)

Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!

by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006

QAFFING

pronounced (calf-ing), and, when used as a verb, spelled "qaff" this is the word used to express that one is participating in, will be participating in, or has done so in the near past, watching one of the most sexually erotic shows, Queer As Folk. Do not worry! When "qaffing", it is completely normal to QUAF while doing so, and, it is also completely normal to be arroused to an extent not yet known to mankind--it has been accomplished before.

Brooke- Hey Jessica, are you ready for our QAFFING fest tonight?
Jessica- Brooke, when am i ever NOT ready for a QAFFING fest?

by brookalicoiusssss March 21, 2007

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005