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this stupid mfer is someone who made a lot of people feel so happy and still does, yes, I, is witnessed this man being someone so fuckin amazing. He is 5’10 and knows how to speak Farsi, OH MY GOD !! it is just *chef's kiss* that makes me fall for him even harder and all over again — he loves hugs, kisses, and cuddles and even will stare at you without saying anything, even if you are doing nothing. dating or not, he loves being someone with whom you can share problems or vent. he knows ways to make people have huge smiles on their faces, it is incredible. people must be lucky to have someone this epic like goofy poofy, *cough cough* you wish you had met this guy earlier, he will become your cutest yet goofiest goblin .. you will not regret having him around for company. this man can crack funny jokes and if you understand his dark humour, then you are on the way to being his bestie/partner, I guarantee you that. anyone who has this name is such a nice person, a genuine human being who wants everyone to feel happy and comfortable … if you have a goofy poofy, take care of his heart and his safety, compliment him, play with his hair, and laugh like a gremlin (he fucking loves it, trust me)— I am sure he will enjoy the nice things you do for him. he is a very special person and people that have the cutest goblin-like him is a lucky person.
the cutest goblin is goofy poofy and no one can change my mind !!! <33333
by loverwillkilluhehe00 November 30, 2023
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Colletti-Proof

A term used in the context of protection from a person who is considered destructive, similar to a "Bull in a China Shop". At the minimum, the individual should arrive with a warning label, or a full disclaimer with a disclosure form attached to their shirt.
Before my drunk friend comes over, I need to Colletti-Proof the house.
by BonnieClyde1007 February 17, 2024
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Death Proof

A radical movie released in 2007 by Quentin Tarantino, with a cool plot, soundtrack, and special effects. The story is a tad bit jumped, but it’s my favorite movie!! It is also referenced in the web series EVERYMAN HYBRID, as Evan Myers is seen wearing a DEATH PROOF cap (same cap i own), and a shirt with the death proof car logo on it.
Me: Death Proof is Radical and underrated!!!!!
by Utter_Lozer November 11, 2024
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Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
My man is parent proof.”
by nicegrass January 28, 2025
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Cokeyy-proof

The state in which something is safe enough for Cokeyy to not die when interacting with it.
"Did you Cokeyy-proof the nether?"
C0keyyyx burnt to a crisp
"I guess I forgot.."
by C0keyyx February 19, 2025
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Slothful Proof Bias

The cognitive error of accepting a convenient, low-effort piece of evidence as definitive proof, while ignoring the mountain of complex, contradictory, or difficult-to-obtain evidence. It’s the mental shortcut that prefers a simple, lazy answer over a complicated truth. This bias allows people to "prove" their point by pointing to a single, easily digestible factoid, a meme, or a headline, while dismissing nuanced studies or expert consensus as "too complicated."
Example: "He 'proved' vaccines were dangerous with one Facebook post about a friend's cousin, totally succumbing to Slothful Proof Bias."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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prove the proof

A term commonly used on YouTube and social media. Meaning to not only prove your point to really prove it with hard proof. Edward Hubbard coined the term
You are lying prove the proof
by Frankoo January 3, 2019
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