spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

pooder

physical play that is fun but not sex. Its kissing, feeling, making out, etc, anything before sex. It's as much or as little as you want.

We didn't have a condom so I only got pooder.

by mary November 3, 2004

Poodle

Less of a man,a man with bitchassness, less of a real DOG,

Man is whinning after being stood up: "stop acting like a poodle"

by SMS08 January 16, 2009

poodling

Dogging in a luxury car

She went poodling in her Lexus

by Simon Mendes June 4, 2007

poodle

A dergatory word for a guy who acts feminine but isn't gay.

Orgin:LA 90s

"man... what a poodle".

by LEC2 May 8, 2003

Plood

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

by goskago July 16, 2008

poodlecake

a woman with a penis and a blue waffle in wich the penis is attached with a piece of skin that looks like a lip

look at that chicks poodlecake

by OG slip September 9, 2010