Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.

“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”

by syylent June 8, 2024

Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times

“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “

by Fat Neek Farren April 6, 2021

promise

its meant to be broken.

, Do you promise you'll stay with me? '
' I promise ,
Few years later they will leave you

by Miauu the catt April 14, 2023

I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020