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Professiopinion

When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.

Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
#1:"Can you believe he did that? What the F?"

#2:"Mmmm, you want my professiopinion? ....."
by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018
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Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX
Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
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Protestable

Protestable means something that is worthy of a protest
What!!! McDonald’s shake machine is broken again! That is definitely something that is protestable.
by The original Queen Bee February 25, 2019
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Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019
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Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
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Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
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