baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

primus

the most amaizing band ever... seriously listening to them is better than sex... I would love to have sex with Les Claypool.

I went to the primus show last night, good lord, it was awesome.

by snow white July 22, 2004

Primus

One of the most excellent bands on the planet. Formed in 1986 somewhere in the bay Area by Les Claypool (bass), Todd Huth (guitar) and Tim Wright (drums).

Wright shortly after the band's inception. He was replaced by Jay Lane. Then he jumped the shark too and was replaced by Tim "Herb" Alexander. Huth was also replaced by Blind Illusion guitarist Larry "ler" LaLonde.

CD after CD followed. Brian Mantia replaced Herb for The Brown Album and Antipop. But Herb has now returned for Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People, a 5-song EP.

Primus' "Pork Soda" was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.

by Kyo July 2, 2004

priestentious

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.

"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."

by kellybex September 2, 2009

Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

by Kitty.t March 19, 2017

Judas Priest

One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.

Judas Priest kicked ass with Victim of Changes at the Seminole.

by RamRancher20 December 9, 2018

The Dirty Priest

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.

Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.

by HarryCherry November 14, 2009