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Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
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