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Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child
I took my porch kids to the concert.
by poppy3415 July 2, 2019
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Porchfest

A “porchfest” — inspired by the Ithaca NY porchfest — is a free-of-charge neighborhood walkabout where local musicians play and sing music on the beautiful porches of a walkable neighborhood.
The porchfest on Sunday will have a wide variety of music for all to enjoy.
by Jpatootie April 25, 2019
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Porch Junkie Freakshow

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
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Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.
You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.
by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019
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Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
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Pocahontas

Pocahontas was a Native American woman born around 1595 in Werowocomoco, VA. Her real name was Matoaka. Her siblings are Matachanna, Pochins, Taux Powhatan, Tatacoope, Nantaquas, Parahunt. She was the daughter of the powerful Chief Powhatan, the ruler of the Powhatan tribal nation, As far as historians know, nothing in Pocahontas's childhood indicated she would become known as a folk icon. But when the first settlers arrived on Powhatan land to begin the colony of Jamestown. Pocahontas tried to keep peace with the settlers as more and more settlers came. Pocahontas died in March 1617 in Gravesend, United Kingdom. She was bared March 21, 1617, at St George's Church, Gravesend, United Kingdom.
They like Pocahontas because Pocahontas helped keep the peace between the settlers.
by Lilly Green October 30, 2020
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porhnub

when you try to search up pornhub but you put in a typo with the h before the n and you see this and think urban dictionary will tell me what it is
tyler: ah shit i accidentally put in porhnub instead of pornhub
by asriel dreemurr69 September 26, 2020
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