teeny poon

illegal teenage jailbait poontang

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Poon Pants

A term for a woman's loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or vagina.

Dude A:

yo dude, check out that chick's vag.
Dude B:
yeah man, with those Poon Pants, u can totally see her lady business.

by Bnjmn07 January 10, 2010

poon swoon

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!

john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.

by eric biagi December 8, 2006

poon

a thing that you primarily fuck alot in when you need some poon you are either really excited or you are horny and want to get some poon then pay a bitch up but that is alot of money so that is why us men theese days just get girl friend and hit it and quit it or just booty call!=)

fuck man I need some free poon go get that girl over there she looks easy shit!

by turtlebird December 11, 2006

poon

Somebody who licks bicycle seats

Stop pooning around dude

by Stead January 11, 2009

poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.

I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.

by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006