Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

pokéshit

Cards, action figures, water toys, cereal flavors, lockets, and other paraphernalia connected with the Pokémon phenomenon.

These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.

by Nate August 29, 2003

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

poestenkill

a small town in upstate new york, west of Albany, and near Averill Park. Poestenkill has about four thousand people, and not shit to do. Some kids try to act punk and skate at the library or the general store, but most kids want to get the hell out of P-Town. Kids go to Averill Park high school, which also sucks In the summer there is good parties, and troy is close enough. basically don't come here unless you like cows and rednecks.

Your from poestenkill?
Yeah it sucks.

by sneezer March 20, 2007

poesdronk

A commonly used word in South africa meaning to become so drunk beyond belief.

Jisses im so poesdronk i'll probl fuck a donkey in the ass

by PieterofDooM October 14, 2009

Poke

The act of sensual fornication. Only to be used by people who have attained a high level of awesomeness.

Dude! I poked her and her friend last night!
I'll be there in a little bit, i'm poking right now.
No, we can't date. We can still be poke-pals though!

by JJMagoo1331 December 24, 2010

Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012