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polish funhouse

To gather a group of 6 - 8 naked - eastern european men in a room that is no larger than 6 foot x 6 foot and is windowless. Occupants of said room then from a circle in which they are positioned one behind another. The aforementioned men then grip the nutsack of the man to their front (using right hand) and use left hand to collect fresh shit from their own poophole. The man who succumbs to the pain of nutsack squezzing first must then consume the shit of all others using only a bendy straw.
Igor and friends must have completed another polish funhouse.....his breath smelled like a piece of corn laden shit
by Asstard the Incredible May 8, 2011
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pooish

Something of a color (or noncolor) which turns to a brownish tint or hue.
The white fluffy snow became pooish in a matter of days.
by ncrd December 23, 2008
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polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.
My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.
by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011
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polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.
Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!
by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012
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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
by CelVal December 1, 2013
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