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Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a book about a boy who realizes he is a wizard. He is abused the first ten years of his life buy his aunt and uncle who hate magic and his cousin. He ends up going to a magical school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets his two new best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Together the three friends are in constant battle in each year they attend Hogwarts. A lot of the things that they do they should be expelled for but they are helping to save the wizarding world from an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. (He is the reason Harry ended up at his aunt and uncles because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.)
Eventually Voldemort does succeed in coming back and for a year no one believes Harry that he is back and he is ridiculed along with his Headmaster Dumbledore who is telling Harry's story to the public. Eventually people realize Harry is right.
We won't know any more until the next two books come out. So far there is only five. Seven will be written.
Most people who hear of Harry Potter automatically assume that the book is awful. They don't even give the series a chance. There are also idiots who think the series who turn children into devil worshippers. News flash people: It is just a story, there are worse books out there.
Harry Potter sucks.
Have you read the books
No but I saw the movies and thought it was childish
Read the books it might change your opinion
No thanks I have better things to do with my life
Right because you can't seem to give the series a change just like other people.
Yup

(True story, my friend only believes in logic)
by Harry Potter fan June 16, 2005
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harryied potterfied

to fuse with harry
have u been harryied potterfied?
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.
Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Harry Potter

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Pottered

Being hustled, swindled, or tricked by someone who seems wholesome or innocent
Bernie was pissed because he was pottered out of money.
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Pottery

An alarmingly common spelling mistake for "poetry" seen at the deviantART internet community.
omg i am teh heart ur pottery!!!55
by anderskorte June 30, 2005
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harry potter freak

People that are well into the Harry Potter books and movies, constantly stringing off lines of it in front of others. They tend to be generally unpopular.
Harry Potter Freak: Can you tell me where platform 9 & 3/4 is please?

Some Dude: No, but I give you the directions that will tell you how to get the fuck outta my way.
by Turmi December 9, 2005
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