pipe

its similar to the saying;
"i'd tap that"

Person 1:Yo i'm about to pipe that.
Person 2:wtf man, thats my sister.

by ohsnapmuffinxo March 25, 2008

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

by Schroedster April 14, 2014

Pipe Dribble

When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.

Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Pipe captain

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.

Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"

by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016

PiperPipperTicklePickaler

When a man sticks his genetalia inside of a pickle jar, full of pickle juice, he then proceeds to put his penis inside a mans asshole. During this act he starts to tickle his partners armpits.

Oh bro, did you hear about our friend Will?? He totally got PiperPipperTicklePickaler'ed by that weird kid Davis.

by EnemaBucket August 11, 2018

Piper Chapman

A character from orange is the new black that will get on your nerves and you'll be surprised to see that alex(her girlfriend) sticks with her despite Piper cheating.

Fangirl one : OMG if Piper Chapman ever cheats on Alex again i will die
Fangirl two : Me too

by Potato tomato147 November 14, 2019

Pipophobia

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.

Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.

by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020