pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.

I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.

by particleman December 7, 2006

Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is where you grab your erect penis and masturbate with one hand, while caressing or (pinching) a womans nipples

Fuck me hard sideways Dude! The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is the bomb!

by Tan and Jerrod October 6, 2006

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

Pinche Pendejo Wey

Edgar's last words

"Ya wey! Pinche pendejo wey, ya!

by DeathBoo September 26, 2017

Pinch n roll

By far the best technique of easing the itch of ones ball sack. Done by LIGHTLY pinching the scrotum and rolling it in a circular motion.

Quit itchin your balls bro.....you look like a dirty homeless guy. Try the "pinch n roll". It's discreet and gets the job done!

by Rotn Autn December 14, 2013

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef September 5, 2005